Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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