you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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