note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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