I feel like I'm in dance class right now
so that wasnt chicken after all
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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