uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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