Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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