Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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