You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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