I want to stick my p in your. b.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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