Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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