what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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