I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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