the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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