yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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