I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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