You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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