dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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