i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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