Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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