Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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