i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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