I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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