Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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