tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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