TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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