Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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