i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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