Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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