operation harelip BJ is a go
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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