How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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