We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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