That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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