I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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