My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He shit in the fireplace
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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