did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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