we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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