I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.