Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(574): View more from Indiana

i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting

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(410): View more from Maryland

:)

(443): View more from Maryland

Wipe that smile off your face.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so

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(205): View more from Alabama

Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

(1-205): View more from Alabama

You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

(205): View more from Alabama

This explains so much.

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(404): View more from Georgia

dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere

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(916): View more from California

It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.

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(347): View more from New York

What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?

(1-347): View more from New York

Here's a rule: don't

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