who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.