She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.