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(843): View more from South Carolina

Nice meating you last night

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Not a typo

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(843): Nice meating you last night (843): Not a typo http://tfl.nu/icxk

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(631): View more from New York

U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?

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ya, gonna go have sex there?

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No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home

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(631): U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track? (248): ya, gonna go have sex there? (631): No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home http://tfl.nu/4bvt

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(216): View more from Ohio

make any headway on the foot/dick situation?

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(216): make any headway on the foot/dick situation? http://tfl.nu/ein6

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.

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(502): Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall. http://tfl.nu/wfv4

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(614): View more from Ohio

My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.

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(614): My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation. http://tfl.nu/2cc3

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(513): View more from Ohio

After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.

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(513): After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God. http://tfl.nu/onhi

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(540): View more from Virginia

You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.

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(540): You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this. http://tfl.nu/zxgb

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.

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(706): I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant. http://tfl.nu/0cvw

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(646): View more from New York

You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door

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(646): You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door http://tfl.nu/u8he

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.

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I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.

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(763): Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up. (763): I just baked them cookies. We're friends now. http://tfl.nu/27t6

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(651): View more from Minnesota

dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.

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(651): dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk. http://tfl.nu/gquq

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.

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(602): I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night. http://tfl.nu/7hpm

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(847): View more from Illinois

Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window

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(847): Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window http://tfl.nu/ubwd

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.

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(651): Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong. http://tfl.nu/nhsj

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(205): View more from Alabama

The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.

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(205): The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans. http://tfl.nu/5jwr

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