So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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