Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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