There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
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Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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