You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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