girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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