That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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