Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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