I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
