They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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