Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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