Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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