i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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