1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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