This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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