Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Randomize
