Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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